WHY I’M NEVER EATING McDONALD’S AGAIN.

Have you ever been to McDonald’s? Of course you have. You know the jackassery that goes on there. And I’m sick of it. McDonald’s can take it’s Big Macs, McNuggets and M&M Mcflurries and McShove it! I have officially Read more…


THE 10 LESSONS I LEARNED FROM SUPER BOWL 53

As if you didn’t know, the Super Bowl was played on Sunday by the New England Patriots and the L.A. Rams. To no ones surprise, the Patriots won. It was a less than stellar game with less than stellar Read more…


THE BEST DISNEYLAND TRIP EVER!

THE OVERVIEW Hello my people, Me and the family ( 12 in total ) just returned from an EPIC Disneyland vacation ( Jealous much? ) It was amazing. This was my first trip to the land of Disney since Read more…


How I Failed as a Man.

Yeah, I’m no man.  At least what I consider a real man.  Sure, I have the equipment that a man needs to be considered a man.  But I lack what it takes on the inside to truly be called Read more…


HOW TO PICK A PERFECT TURKEY FOR THANKSGIVING. PART 3

Hello my friends. It is time for our third installment of HOW TO PICK A PERFECT TURKEY FOR THANKSGIVING.  In the previous 2 posts I have discussed what size of turkey you will need and what type.  Today we Read more…


HOW TO PICK A PERFECT TURKEY FOR THANKSGIVING. PART 2

Hello my friends and or enemies. Did you enjoy my last post about picking a perfect turkey for Thanksgiving? (FOUND HERE)  If so then continue reading. If you didn’t enjoy my last post, then suck a lemon and don’t Read more…


THIS WEEKS 5 THINGS THAT MUST STOP 11.09

Hello and welcome, Well here we are again, back to gripe about the most asinine aspects of life. I’m not good at much, but I’m good at bitching about things that don’t really matter. But enough about me, on Read more…


HOW TO PICK THE PERFECT TURKEY FOR THANKSGIVING . PART 1

Oh Thanksgiving how I love thee.  You are the only holiday that encourages me to stuff my face until it hurts to breathe.  The potatoes, the stuffing ( or dressing if you’re old ) the pies, the appetizers, football, Read more…


THIS WEEKS 5 THINGS THAT MUST STOP 11.02

Hello and welcome, Here is an all Halloween themed list of the 5 things that must stop this week. I found this list appropriate on account of it was literally Halloween just 2 days ago. The list is as Read more…


THIS WEEKS 5 THINGS THAT MUST STOP!

Hello and welcome, The following 5 life irritants must stop. In a perfect world these would not exist. Unfortunately these do happen far too often and it makes me sick. Here are this weeks top 5 things that must Read more…