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Month: August 2018

How not to shoot a gun

The following is a story that sums up whats wrong with me as a man. It’s embarrassing, shameful, sad and 100% true. I share this story with you because i want to convey the type of person, no matter Read more…


My favorite joke

This is my favorite joke of all time. I’m not sorry if it offends anyone. You can tell a woman she is pretty every day of her life yet she will never listen. But say she looks fat just Read more…


This about sums me up

So if you know me, you know I’m a bit portly. As such, I’m never going to pass up the opportunity to take an elevator over stairs if and when such an opportunity is presented. Well it just so Read more…


How sex can save your life

As with many twin pregnancies, my wifes ended with a C-section. At 11 pm on July 11th, 2011 my son and daughter were pulled from my wife’s stomach and took their first breaths. It was a joyous occasion. Twins Read more…


I had a kidney stone. Part 3

4 years had passed since my traumatizing 2nd kidney stone. That one was a bastard. But I survived. I had been told that perhaps diet soda had been the culprit of my previous kidney stones. I was drinking diet Read more…


I had a kidney stone. Part 1

If you have never experienced a kidney stone in your life then consider yourself blessed by God. I don’t know what i, myself did to anger our dear Lord but i must have sinned greatly for i have been Read more…


I had a kidney stone. Part 2

Kidney stones round 2 It had been 4 years since my first kidney stone wreaked havoc on my urinary tract. I knew I had another one sitting, lying in wait. Not knowing when it would begin cutting its way Read more…


What not to say to your boss

I was a young Meat Department Manager at our neighborhood grocery store. I had worked at this particular grocery store for approximately 5 years and had just received a long overdue promotion to meat manager. I was young and Read more…


How I broke my legs 6 times

I have had the misfortune of breaking each one of my legs 3 times. Yes thrice. If you are interested in learning the sad truths on how i broke them, continue reading. If you don’t care then why are Read more…


My kids are bastards

Let the record show I love my kids with all my heart. They are the greatest blessing the good lord ever chose to bless me with. Life would be devoid of meaning without them. That being said…. my kids Read more…