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THE BEST DISNEYLAND TRIP EVER!

THE OVERVIEW Hello my people, Me and the family ( 12 in total ) just returned from an EPIC Disneyland vacation ( Jealous much? ) It was amazing. This was my first trip to the land of Disney since Read more…


How I Failed as a Man.

Yeah, I’m no man.  At least what I consider a real man.  Sure, I have the equipment that a man needs to be considered a man.  But I lack what it takes on the inside to truly be called Read more…


The definitive top 10 ‘The Simpsons’ Treehouse of Horror episodes.

Halloween, God bless it. It’s my 2nd favorite holiday behind only Christmas. Nearly everything about Halloween is great. The candy, the costumes, the scary movies, the parties, the candy. It’s all ever so much fun. But without a doubt, Read more…


A Pumpkin Pickin We Will Go

Hello all. Today, being mid October, me and the Mrs took our wee ones to collect our Halloween pumpkins. We could have gone to any one of the many grocery stores in our surrounding area to purchase a pumpkin. Read more…


The worst experience of my life

If you are an avid reader of my blog ( there’s no reason not to be ) then you know I have had some pretty horrific life experiences. Kidney stones, broken bones, an almost dead wife, 3 kids…. the Read more…


17 Uninteresting Facts About Me.

In an effort to let you, my loyal followers, get to know me better, I have come up with 17 (yes 17) uninteresting and useless facts about me myself and I. The list is as follows: 1. I’ve never Read more…


How a vasectomy works… kind of

When wondering when it’s the right time to get a vasectomy, there are many options to consider. Are you truly done having kids? Should the wife get her tubes tied? Is it worth having your scrotum cut open? I Read more…


How not to shoot a gun

The following is a story that sums up whats wrong with me as a man. It’s embarrassing, shameful, sad and 100% true. I share this story with you because i want to convey the type of person, no matter Read more…


This about sums me up

So if you know me, you know I’m a bit portly. As such, I’m never going to pass up the opportunity to take an elevator over stairs if and when such an opportunity is presented. Well it just so Read more…


How sex can save your life

As with many twin pregnancies, my wifes ended with a C-section. At 11 pm on July 11th, 2011 my son and daughter were pulled from my wife’s stomach and took their first breaths. It was a joyous occasion. Twins Read more…